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Fish with human-like teeth caught in a New Jersey lake

The pacu fish is a rare fish that is usually found in the Amazon River in South America. One of these pacu fish was recently caught in a lake in New Jersey, which only makes me wonder if it's time that we remove New Jersey as one of our fifty states.
Pacu fish

The pacu fish is a rare fish that is usually found in the Amazon River in South America. One of these pacu fish was recently caught in a lake in New Jersey, which only makes me wonder if it's time that we remove New Jersey as one of our fifty states.

The fish has people teeth.

Urban legend? Only for those not smart enough to believe it. I know what that fish wants to do, and that's gnash up some certain parts of the male anatomy.

According to an ABC News report, people confuse this species with another Amazon River dweller, the piranha. But this fish uses its human-like teeth to grind food instead.

Stay out of the water, everyone. Things like this lurk down there, and they're now doing so in New Jersey lakes, thousands of miles away from their natural habitats. The evil is spreading, and it's only a matter of time.

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